❝ ¿ La Beiber Fever ?❞
Now, lots of people have IT but lots of people still don't know what IT is. Beiber Fever(pronounced/ˈbiːbar FEE-ver, BEE-bər FEE-ver) is a highly contagious strain of bacteria that enters the body through the Ear Canal and slowly but steadily makes its way to the Brain. What causes this "Fever" is listening to/and or watching the 16 year old Pop Star Justin Bieber, hence the term "Bieber Fever". Listening to one of Justin Bieber's songs one or many times can send the Brain on a Psychedelic trip 10 times as powerful as Meth, Cocain, and Ketamine combined. Symptoms of this "Bieber Fever" are Blurred Vision, the inability to stop one's self from screaming, heavy breathing, increase of Heart rate, nausea, heartburn, intergestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. etc.
People most prone to this Fever, are young women from ages 4 to 37. Because this bacteria is new, it is resistant to antibiotics. Doctors are still looking for cure. Beiber Fever however, benign can turn deadly once you have too much of The Biebs or actually meet Justin Bieber in person. There are cases of young girls being injured while just being in the same room with him. "Being within a 50 foot radius of Justin Bieber can cause a persons bones to actually twist into J's and break. It's very dangerous", says a Doctor who studies this condition. "Not only does this Fever have severe consequences to whom ever catches it but we've found that there is also another consequence that takes place when there are too many of whom are infected with the bacteria in one place. The mere mention of the Pop Star's name will undoubtedly induce a frenzy of endogenous opioid polypeptide compounds produced by pituitary gland and cause what is called, Beibergasm. It is dangerous for senior citizens or small children and animals to be near as it could result in stampede." There is no more information about this terrible sickness. I can only tell that in order to protect one's self for the Beiber Fever is to....I don't know cut off your ears.
People most prone to this Fever, are young women from ages 4 to 37. Because this bacteria is new, it is resistant to antibiotics. Doctors are still looking for cure. Beiber Fever however, benign can turn deadly once you have too much of The Biebs or actually meet Justin Bieber in person. There are cases of young girls being injured while just being in the same room with him. "Being within a 50 foot radius of Justin Bieber can cause a persons bones to actually twist into J's and break. It's very dangerous", says a Doctor who studies this condition. "Not only does this Fever have severe consequences to whom ever catches it but we've found that there is also another consequence that takes place when there are too many of whom are infected with the bacteria in one place. The mere mention of the Pop Star's name will undoubtedly induce a frenzy of endogenous opioid polypeptide compounds produced by pituitary gland and cause what is called, Beibergasm. It is dangerous for senior citizens or small children and animals to be near as it could result in stampede." There is no more information about this terrible sickness. I can only tell that in order to protect one's self for the Beiber Fever is to....I don't know cut off your ears.
*Update: Doctors response to the Bieber Fever Strain: "It is impossible to find a cure for said, Beiber Fever. Bieber Fever, just likes Herpes will continue to stay in the body for as long as you live, going away and returning without warning." This message was approved by Justin bieber............
.........no I wasn't approved by him..... sorry Justin, I love YOU!!!!!!!
umm and don't steal this. This piece of work was completed 6/8/10 11:25am, Tuesday
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